If you thought you’d seen the limits of luxury, think again. This top 10 over showcase proves that adding diamonds, gold, or any other glittery excess to a mundane object can turn it into a jaw‑dropping, wallet‑draining spectacle. From phones you can barely recognize to contact lenses that scream “look at my eyes,” we’ve gathered the most absurdly over‑blinged creations on the planet. Buckle up, because the sparkle is real—and the practicality, not so much.
10 IPhone
“What? You still have your old iPhone 6? Jeez, upgrade already!” is the kind of snark you’d hear if you owned this ludicrously pricey handset. Falcon, a purveyor of ultra‑luxury tech, rolled out the SuperNova iPhone Pink Diamond, coating the device in 24‑carat gold, a platinum frame, and a massive pink diamond perched on the back. Only two units are known to exist: one sold to the wife of India’s richest man, the other to Nita Ambani, co‑owner of the Mumbai Indians cricket team.
Two phones might sound like a flop, but the two sold fetched a staggering $97 million for Falcon. Some speculate more were discreetly sold, as owners would likely hide a $43.5 million near‑obsolete phone. Either way, this over‑blinged gadget is about as useful as a mink‑fur‑covered MiniDisc player, but it certainly makes a statement.
9 Armour
What do you give a person who already has everything? How about a set of pangolin‑scale armour that’s lacquered, gilded, and dripping in precious stones? This jaw‑dropping piece was presented to King Edward VII during his Indian tour by the Maharaja of Datia. It’s encrusted with gold, turquoise, gilt copper, and actual pangolin scales—so beautiful it’s practically unusable on any battlefield.
Scale and lamellar armour have a long history, from Scythian warriors to Japanese samurai, offering protection before firearms became dominant. This particular coat, however, would crumble under a single well‑aimed crossbow bolt. Built in 1876, it was never meant for combat, but it remains a stunning example of over‑blinged armor.
8 Dog Collar
This canine accessory boasts 52 carats of diamonds—more than most people would ever consider eating. Crafted by I Love Dogs Diamonds, the piece masquerades as a collar, though it lacks any practical space for a name tag. Priced at a jaw‑dropping $3.5 million, it’s arguably the most extravagant pet accessory on the market.
The only plausible justification would be awarding it to the champion of the 2021 “World’s Ugliest Dog” contest, which was canceled. In that scenario, the bling could at least provide some consolation for the loser’s owner.
7 Dildo
Everyone can have fun solo, but why not do it with a luxury twist? Australian jewellery designer Colin Burns spent 15 years assembling a diamond‑encrusted dildo, promising a “million‑dollar orgasm.” The piece is festooned with diamonds and sapphires, and even includes an in‑built pearl necklace for that extra touch of decadence.
Owners should handle it with care—diamonds are the hardest natural material, and a sudden spasm could lead to a disastrous slip. Still, for those willing to splurge, the experience promises to be both glittering and unforgettable.
6 Slippers
Picture slipping into a pair of ruby slippers that would make Dorothy jealous—if they weren’t covered in 4,600 rubies and 50 carats of diamonds. Jeweller Harry Wilson recreated the iconic Wizard of Oz shoes for the film’s 50th anniversary, swapping sequins for real gemstones. The total carat weight clocks in at 1,350 carats of ruby plus the diamond embellishments.
The original movie props fetched $612 000 at auction, while Wilson’s gaudy reproductions sold for $3 million. Provenance may be questionable, but the sparkle is undeniable—perfect for anyone who wants to walk on literal ruby‑laden eggshells.
5 Corpses
Imagine the mortifying feeling of stepping out with a body that’s literally dripping in bling. In 1578, priests in Rome unearthed a cache of skeletons in forgotten catacombs. To protect these relics from Protestant iconoclasm, the bones were dressed in bright, jeweled garments and distributed across European churches.
These skeletons showcase that opulence can outlive the living. If you’re thinking of joining the ranks of the eternally stylish, perhaps a diamond grill that reads “CLA$$Y” and a Rolex for each limb would secure a place in heaven—though that’s probably a stretch.
4 Face Mask
Nothing screams late‑stage capitalism quite like a diamond‑studded face mask during a global pandemic. While the mask looks like a runway accessory, its $1.5 million price tag only offers protection if everyone around you is also wearing an equally extravagant mask—according to a mash‑up of CDC, WHO, and “Kim Jong‑Un Polytechnic University” data.
So, if you want to stay safe and look like a walking jewelry store, just splurge on this glittering barrier. Just remember: the mask’s effectiveness is directly proportional to the collective bling of those nearby.
3 Council Flat
What was once a drab council flat in Southwark, London, became an eye‑popping art installation when artist Roger Hiorns filled the interior with 75,000 litres of copper sulphate solution. The resulting crystal‑lined interior looked like a gigantic colonic, earning the piece the title “Seizure.”
The original building was demolished, but the crystal‑lined interior was rescued by the Arts Council Collection and now resides at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park. While the bling remains, the humble beige‑and‑grey façade of the original estate is gone forever.
2 Fancy Tequila In An Even Fancier Bottle
After a tumultuous 2020, many of us reached for a stiff drink. Instead of pouring tequila into a cheap bottle, why not splurge on Pasion Azteca by Tequila Ley? The bottle is crafted from platinum and white gold, encrusted with 6,400 diamonds, and holds a blend of 100 % agave tequilas aged 3, 6, and 9 years from the Los Altos de Jalisco region.
Priced at $3.5 million—just enough for a diamond dog collar—the bottle is a statement piece for the truly affluent. If you’re looking for a cheaper alternative, you could let potatoes rot in a bathtub and sip the result through a Nesquik straw, though the taste (and safety) may vary.
1 Contact Lenses
These sparkly contact lenses are the epitome of ostentatious excess. They serve no practical purpose beyond making your eyes glitter like a disco ball, and they cost a cool $15 000 a pair. If you’re thinking of attaching a wad of cash to your forehead, these lenses are a close second.
While they certainly achieve the “look at my eyes” effect, they also look a bit odd when worn. Still, they earn their spot at the top of this list as the most unapologetically gaudy, over‑blinged item on the planet.