If you thought the era of print had completely vanished, think again. Our top 10 bizarre roundup proves that niche periodicals are still alive, kicking, and more eccentric than ever. Whether you’re obsessed with potatoes, fascinated by corpses, or just love a good lift‑story, there’s a glossy out there waiting for your curiosity.
Top 10 Bizarre Magazines Overview
10 Emu Today & Tomorrow
Dreaming about the latest trends in emu husbandry? This specialist journal is your ticket to the world of dromaius enthusiasts. Inside you’ll find everything from breeding tips to blue‑egg harvesting, plus a deep dive into the culinary quirks of emu meat. Although technically classified as poultry, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration tags it as red meat because of its hue and pH similarity to beef. Emus are lean, fierce creatures—think ostrich cousins that could carve a belly with a single swipe of their razor‑sharp talons. The most recent issue even offers a thorough guide on safe raising practices, ensuring you can keep these feathered powerhouses under control. Unfortunately, you won’t find any centrefold birds to admire.
9 Spudman
Once masquerading as ‘The Times of Ireland’ (a nod we’ll never forget), this publication dives headfirst into the potato universe. It’s far more scholarly than its playful title suggests, delivering research papers from the University of Idaho on optimal storage methods, financial forecasts for the chip industry, and a dedicated section called Spudwoman that profiles the leading lady‑like figures of the starchy world. Issued eight times a year, it offers serious value for anyone who reveres the humble tuber. As with many of the entries, there’s no centrefold spud to swoon over.
8 Girls and Corpses
Robert Steven Rhine, the self‑styled ‘Deaditor‑in‑chief’, birthed this unapologetically macabre magazine with a simple mantra: beautiful women plus rotting corpses equals compelling reading. While the glossy can feel like a tongue‑in‑cheek B‑movie set with busty models and salvaged props, the cadavers featured are very much real. Sourced from countries with more relaxed cadaver‑transport regulations, the bodies are photographed before being sent on to bio‑labs or museums. If you can handle the sight of decaying flesh, you’ll appreciate the dark humor and daring editorial stance. It’s a pungent breath of fresh air—or rather, dank air—in today’s sanitized media landscape.
7 Elevator World
Imagine an Escher‑inspired planet of never‑ending lifts—now snap back to reality with this industry‑focused periodical. The sleek website showcases a sector that prides itself on cutting‑edge tech, AI integration, and the occasional Elon Musk‑style hype. For the price of $83.50 you can snag the ‘Elevator Maintenance Handbook and Manual’, while a $179.99 investment lands you the hefty ‘Vertical Transportation Handbook—Fourth Edition’. Subscribers soon find themselves eyeing events like ‘Lift Expo Italia 2021’ in Milan, even if the venue’s ground‑floor placement feels a bit… ironic.
6 Practical Sheep, Goats and Alpacas
This quarterly guide is anything but a whimsical pet‑care pamphlet. Targeting serious livestock enthusiasts, it delivers up‑to‑date advice on raising sheep, goats, and alpacas—animals that generously provide us with wool, milk, and meat. Since its 2013 debut, the magazine has tackled breed selection, herd health, and even the occasional rogue llama escapade. Readers can expect answers to pressing questions like “What breed of goat should I choose?” or “How do I prevent my sheep from contracting Orf virus?” It’s a no‑nonsense resource for anyone who refuses to let their farm animals become a punchline.
5 The Fortean Times
Amidst a culture obsessed with cancel culture and moral policing, this venerable monthly stands as a beacon for the curious. Rooted in the legacy of Charles Fort, the magazine chronicles oddities that defy conventional explanation—from bizarre deaths to paranormal letters and pop‑culture Forteana. Its pages brim with striking photography, top‑tier journalism, and a thriving community. Subscribers gain access to the annual ‘UnConvention’, a real‑world gathering of the sharpest minds probing the strange. Whether skeptic or believer, readers find a balanced perspective that encourages open‑minded inquiry.
4 Twins
Since 1984, this bi‑monthly bible has served parents who unexpectedly walked out of the delivery room with double (or triple) bundles of joy. While countless parenting resources exist, Twins offers the most exhaustive collection of product reviews, expert interviews, and scholarly articles tailored specifically to multiples. The magazine even provides a free digital subscription, though its physical edition remains a solitary copy per subscription—a point of mild frustration for collectors hoping for a buy‑one‑get‑one‑free deal.
3 Miniature Donkey Talk
Picture a headline that reads “Miniature Donkey, Talk!”—the kind of viral moment that would dominate the internet. Instead, this niche periodical offers a deep dive into the world of tiny pack animals. Fans of Eeyore or the witty donkey from Shrek will find a treasure trove of articles, buyer’s guides, and community classifieds. For a quarter‑century, founders Bonnie and Mike Goss have cultivated a newsletter‑style publication that connects enthusiasts, shares breeding tips, and showcases the latest gear to keep these pint‑sized equines looking sharp. Imagine an Eddie Murphy‑voiced voice‑box for donkeys—once that materializes, Miniature Donkey Talk could become the world’s most subscribed mag.
2 PRO
If you ever dreamed of gracing the cover of a high‑profile publication, think again. While Rolling Stone or Variety may showcase musicians and actors, PRO Monthly celebrates the unsung heroes of portable sanitation. Featuring cover stars like John McGreavey—a former accountant turned porta‑john mogul—the magazine offers in‑depth articles, industry news, and a glimpse into the world of portable restroom entrepreneurship. It reminds us that without these mobile lavatories, music festivals and outdoor events would quickly become chaotic. A salute to the hidden labor force that keeps us all comfortably seated.
1 Crappie Now!
Don’t let the title mislead you—this isn’t about portable toilets. Crappie Now! is the definitive guide for anglers obsessed with the North American sunfish known as crappie. It delves into the art of ‘spider rigging’, a technique that deploys multiple rods in a spider‑like configuration to maximize catch rates. The magazine celebrates the subculture, jargon, and camaraderie that surround this niche sport. If you crave a deep dive into crappie tactics, gear reviews, and community stories, this publication is your ticket to a less‑crappy fishing experience.