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When we talk about 10 lesser known Celtic warriors who stood up to the Roman juggernaut, the name Boudicca often steals the spotlight. Yet the Gaulish hills and British isles produced a host of fierce chiefs and generals whose stories have slipped into the shadows of history. Below you’ll meet ten of those bold figures, each of whom gave the legions a run for their money.

Why These 10 Lesser Known Leaders Matter

Even though the Romans were masters of organization and engineering, they rarely faced a single, unified Celtic front. Instead, they were met by a mosaic of tribal commanders, each wielding local knowledge, guerrilla tactics, and fierce determination. These leaders may not have the fame of a queen‑queen, but their daring actions shaped the course of the Gallic wars and left an indelible mark on the ancient world.

10 Boduognatus

Boduognatus leading Nervii forces - 10 lesser known Celtic battle scene

Boduognatus commanded the fierce Nervii tribe, and his name—literally “he who was born of the battle crow”—captures his war‑like spirit perfectly.

He rose to prominence at the Battle of the Sabis, where he marshaled roughly 40,000 warriors, with another 60,000 concealed in a nearby forest, against eight of Julius Caesar’s legions (two of which were merely the baggage train). This massive Celtic force came startlingly close to crushing the Roman commander on the field.

When the initial clash forced the 40,000 Celts to retreat into the woods, they lured the Romans in, only to spring a sudden counter‑charge that threw Caesar’s men into disarray. Though the Romans quickly re‑formed and claimed a hard‑won victory, the encounter was a classic example of a Pyrrhic win for Rome.

9 Vercingetorix

Vercingetorix – 10 lesser known Gallic warlord

Born around 82 BC, Vercingetorix rose to become the charismatic chieftain of the Arverni tribe. His name translates to the ambitious “Victor of a Hundred Battles,” a fitting moniker for a man who dared to unite the Gauls against Rome.

Little is recorded about his early life; the Celts even kept his true name secret, believing that knowing a person’s name gave enemies power. When he finally emerged, he orchestrated a massive rebellion designed to halt Julius Caesar’s conquest of Gaul.

Vercingetorix’s tactics involved disrupting Roman supply lines and forcing battles on his terms. However, after a crucial defeat, he retreated to a fortified stronghold, only to be besieged by Caesar. The Roman general captured him, paraded him through Rome as a trophy, and eventually saw him executed six years later.

8 Caratacus

Caratacus – 10 lesser known British resistance leader

Caratacus ruled the Catuvellauni tribe and, alongside his brother, managed to stave off Roman advances for nearly a decade. Outnumbered at every turn, he chose terrain wisely, striking from defensible positions that stretched the Roman campaign.

After a decisive loss to the Roman commander Ostorius Scapula in AD 51, Caratacus was captured. Yet his reputation for honor and eloquence shone through during his trial before Emperor Claudius. His moving speech won the emperor’s sympathy, leading to a pardon and exile in Italy for him and his family.

Even in captivity, Caratacus remained a symbol of Celtic resilience, remembered for both his military skill and his dignified conduct before Rome’s highest authority.

7 Ambiorix

Ambiorix – 10 lesser known Eburones strategist

Ambiorix, the crafty leader of the Eburones, earned a reputation as a slippery and cunning tactician. By infiltrating a Roman legion and gathering insider intelligence, he sparked a surprise revolt that caught Caesar off guard.

When his initial assault faltered, Ambiorix spread rumors that the rebellion was widespread, that Caesar had fled, and that Germanic forces were on the march to crush the Romans. Panicked, the Roman camp fled, only to walk into a meticulously prepared ambush that nearly annihilated them.

Although Caesar eventually retaliated, crushing the rebellion and hunting down Ambiorix, the Eburones chief escaped by scattering his troops into the forest, disappearing into legend and never being seen again.

6 Cassivellaunus

Cassivellaunus – 10 lesser known British defender

Cassivellaunus emerged as a pivotal figure during Caesar’s second campaign against the British tribes. Learning from his earlier defeat, Caesar arrived with a massive force of five legions, a daunting prospect for any Celtic leader.

Rather than meet the Romans in open battle, Cassivellaunus retreated into dense woodlands, launching hit‑and‑run raids that leveraged the Romans’ reliance on heavy chariots. His guerrilla tactics forced Caesar’s army into a series of exhausting skirmishes.Eventually, betrayal from fellow Celtic captives revealed the location of his fortified stronghold. The Romans seized it, prompting Cassivellaunus to flee. He made one final desperate assault on a Roman camp, failed, and negotiated a surrender, agreeing not to wage further war against Rome.

5 Dumnorix

Dumnorix – 10 lesser known Aedui dissident

Dumnorix headed an anti‑Roman faction within the Aedui, a tribe that traditionally allied with Caesar. He teamed up with Orgetorix and the migrating Helvetii, seeking passage across Roman‑controlled territory—a request Caesar flatly denied.

Undeterred, Dumnorix secured permission from the Sequani to cross their lands, only to provoke Caesar’s ire once more. The Romans engaged him at the Battle of the Ara, where he faced simultaneous attacks from both pro‑Roman Aedui forces and Roman legions.

After a series of inconclusive skirmishes, the Helvetii’s campaign faltered, and Dumnorix continued his trek under Roman shadow. Ultimately, Caesar captured him, and when Dumnorix attempted to escape his captivity, he was slain.

4 Convictolitavis

Convictolitavis – 10 lesser known Aedui power‑broker

Convictolitavis entered the historical stage amid a bitter rivalry with Cotos for leadership of the Aedui tribe. Caesar backed Convictolitavis, hoping the new chief would support his campaign against Vercingetorix.

However, Convictolitavis famously retorted that he “did not owe Caesar anything,” a declaration that would later haunt the Roman general. When Caesar marched on Gergovia, expecting Aedui assistance, Convictolitavis instead threw his weight behind Vercingetorix, catching Caesar off guard and contributing to a rare Roman defeat.

This betrayal stands as one of the few moments where Caesar’s own allies turned the tide against him, illustrating the volatile loyalties among Celtic tribes.

3 Viridomarus

Viridomarus – 10 lesser known Gallic king

Viridomarus, also known as Britomartus in some sources, was a Gallic king who rose to fame in 222 BC when he launched an attack on the Roman settlement of Clastidium.

The Roman cavalry commander M. Claudius Marcellus swiftly responded, surrounding Viridomarus’s forces from front, flank, and rear, shattering the Gallic army. In the aftermath, Viridomarus challenged Marcellus to single‑combat on horseback.

Marcellus accepted, emerged victorious, and earned the coveted spolia opima—a rare honor bestowed upon a Roman who killed a foreign commander in direct combat.

2 Venutius

Venutius – 10 lesser known Brigantes rebel

Venutius co‑ruled the Brigantes with his wife, Queen Cartimandua. When Caratacus sought refuge among the Brigantes, Cartimandua captured him and handed him over to the Romans, a move that infuriated Venutius.

After Cartimandua divorced Venutius in favor of her armor‑bearer Vellocatus, Venutius launched a revolt initially aimed at his former spouse, which soon morphed into a broader anti‑Roman uprising. Roman forces intervened, suppressing the rebellion and temporarily reuniting the couple.

Yet during the chaotic “Year of the Four Emperors” (AD 68‑69), Venutius seized the moment, igniting another rebellion. Cartimandua’s plea for Roman aid yielded only a handful of auxiliary troops; eventually, Venutius overthrew her and remained a thorn in Rome’s side until his eventual defeat.

1 Brennus

Brennus – 10 lesser known Gallic invader

This Brennus, distinct from the earlier Gallic leader of the same name, appears in the fourth century AD and earned a notorious place in history as the first commander to sack Rome itself.

Leading his forces at the Battle of the Allia, Brennus secured a decisive victory that allowed the Gallic Celts to overrun a substantial portion of the city. The Romans, desperate to buy their safety, negotiated a ransom of roughly 450 kilograms (about 1,000 pounds) of gold.

Legend tells that Brennus, displeased with the Roman scales, added extra weight and then slammed his own sword onto them, declaring “Vae Victis” – “Woe to the vanquished.” This dramatic gesture underscored his triumph and the humiliation of Rome.

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10 Crazy Shows – Wild Spectacles That Shocked Ancient Rome https://listorati.com/10-crazy-shows-wild-spectacles-ancient-rome/ https://listorati.com/10-crazy-shows-wild-spectacles-ancient-rome/#respond Thu, 19 Sep 2024 17:26:10 +0000 https://listorati.com/10-crazy-shows-romans-could-watch-at-the-colosseum/

When it comes to binge‑watching, modern TV shows can’t compete with the sheer madness of the ancient Roman arena. The 10 crazy shows that unfolded within the Colosseum were the ultimate reality‑TV, packed with blood, beasts and bizarre spectacles that would make today’s producers blush.

In the age of empire, Romans threw morality out the window and turned cruelty into prime‑time entertainment. The Colosseum was their gigantic stage, where every twisted idea could be staged for the roaring masses.

10 Criminals On Seesaws Slaughtered By Animals

10 crazy shows - criminals on seesaws with lions in the Colosseum

The masterminds behind the Roman games invented a bizarre contraption called the petaurua. Imagine a massive playground seesaw that could hoist a person five metres (about fifteen feet) into the air. Convicted criminals were stripped naked, their hands bound behind them, and forced onto opposite ends of this towering lever.

Once the seesaw was in motion, ferocious beasts were released into the arena. The predators could not reach the victim perched on the higher side, so the condemned would scramble to fling their opposite partner down, hoping to survive longer.

The crowd placed frantic bets on which poor soul would stay aloft the longest, yet none escaped unscathed. The moment a partner slipped away, the seesaw tipped and the unlucky contestant plummeted to a grisly end.

9 Wild Animals Popping Out Of The Floor

10 crazy shows - wild animals emerging from trapdoors beneath the arena floor

Animals didn’t simply march out of cages; they burst up from hidden trapdoors beneath the sand. The Colosseum featured twenty‑four lift mechanisms, each capable of hoisting roughly 270 kg (600 lb) of massive predators to the surface.

Lions, wolves, leopards and bears were crammed into these lifts, waiting to spring out at the perfect moment to ambush unsuspecting victims above.

Eight robust men had to crank the wooden shafts that released the beasts, and any mistake meant the technicians themselves were thrown into the arena to share the carnage.

8 A Naked Emperor Fighting Animals

10 crazy shows - naked Emperor Commodus battling exotic beasts

Emperor Commodus was an avid fan of the games, and his obsession—perhaps fueled by mental instability—drove him to stride into the arena, usually in the nude, to duel exotic beasts for the delighted crowd.

He routinely slayed lions, ostriches, hippos, elephants and even giraffes, while the spectators were compelled to applaud each savage triumph.

Beyond animal combat, Commodus sometimes faced human opponents, though he rarely allowed himself to kill them publicly. In private, however, he practiced murder on a regular basis, eventually provoking a conspiracy that led to his own strangulation by his wrestling trainer while he bathed.

7 Dwarfs Fighting Each Other With Meat Cleavers

10 crazy shows - dwarfs armed with meat cleavers fighting in the arena

Commodus’s cruelty extended beyond criminals; he also harvested dwarfs and other disabled individuals for bloodsport. He gathered every dwarf he could locate, thrust a meat cleaver into each hand, and unleashed them upon one another for the amusement of the masses.

In another grisly display, he assembled a line of people who had lost their feet to disease, bound them together in the arena’s centre, and then personally marched down the row, smashing their heads with a heavy club.

6 Mythical Deaths Played Out On Stage

10 crazy shows - mythological death reenactments with Orpheus and bears

The Romans turned their mythology into live‑action horror. Criminals were forced to reenact legendary tortures, such as the agonizing death of Prometheus: nailed to a cross with his abdomen sliced open, then finished off by a ravenous bear.

Another condemned man was cast as Orpheus, given a lyre, and ordered to perform for a crowd of wild animals. Initially the beasts were tame, but boredom soon set in and a starving bear was released to slay the hapless musician.

These dramatizations blended story with gore, ensuring the audience never experienced a dull moment.

5 Animals From Every Corner Of The World

10 crazy shows - exotic animals from around the world displayed in the Colosseum

The Colosseum doubled as a global zoo. Julius Caesar imported the first giraffe ever seen in Europe, chaining the towering animal and parading it before the crowd.

But merely showcasing exotic fauna wasn’t enough; the Romans forced elephants, rhinoceroses, hippos and giraffes to fight each other, and sometimes released hunters to slaughter the beasts for sport.

Legend even claims Nero made an elephant walk a tightrope, though the mechanics remain a mystery. In total, archaeologists have identified at least 684 distinct plant species that sprouted from the animal droppings left behind.

4 A Free‑For‑All Animal Slaughter

10 crazy shows - free‑for‑all animal slaughter with ostriches, stags and boars

In AD 281, Emperor Probus transformed the Circus Maximus into a forested arena, then invited the entire city to step inside the spectacle.

Instead of remaining seated, spectators were let loose among a massive herd of herbivores: a thousand ostriches, a thousand stags and a thousand boars, plus a mishmash of other animals.

The crowd could hunt, chase and even take home any creature they managed to kill, turning the arena into a chaotic, participant‑driven bloodbath.

3 Women Murdering Each Other

10 crazy shows - women fighting each other in the Roman arena

Women were not exempt from the arena’s brutality. One event opened with a woman dressed as Venus addressing Emperor Titus, proclaiming that even the goddess of love would serve the emperor.

Domitian, Titus’s brother, escalated the practice, staging more female combats than any predecessor. These women were often untrained, forced to slay each other or face dwarfs in savage, desperate fights.

Contemporary Roman observers marveled at the spectacle, noting that “a woman in a helmet who shuns femininity and loves brute force” was a marvel to behold.

2 A Live Naval Battle

10 crazy shows - live naval battle staged inside the Colosseum

The Colosseum was once flooded to stage full‑scale naval engagements, a technical marvel that saw condemned prisoners crew massive fleets.

The first such spectacle, organized by Julius Caesar, featured 4,000 oarsmen and 2,000 fighters aboard life‑size ships, drawing such a crowd that spectators were trampled while trying to catch a glimpse.

The scale grew until Emperor Claudius staged a record‑breaking battle with 100 ships and 19,000 soldiers. When prisoners initially refused to fight, Claudius dispatched his imperial guard to demonstrate the grim fate awaiting those who balked, prompting the deadly showdown.

1 A Prisoner Forcing A Lavatory Sponge Down His Throat

10 crazy shows - prisoner choking on a lavatory sponge in the arena

Facing the looming horror of the games, many prisoners chose to end their lives before stepping onto the sand. One night, a group of twenty‑nine Saxon captives took turns strangling each other, believing it a merciful alternative.

Another desperate soul wedged his head between the spokes of a spinning cart wheel, snapping his neck instantly.

The most extreme case involved a German prisoner who, unable to find another escape, seized a communal lavatory sponge and forced it down his throat, choking himself to death. The Roman spectators recorded it as yet another thrilling episode of the games. The philosopher Seneca later praised the man’s bravery, suggesting he deserved the right to choose his fate and would have wielded a sword with equal courage.

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10 Kinky Tendencies of Ancient Romans and Greeks Unveiled https://listorati.com/10-kinky-tendencies-ancient-romans-greeks-unveiled/ https://listorati.com/10-kinky-tendencies-ancient-romans-greeks-unveiled/#respond Thu, 06 Jun 2024 07:46:28 +0000 https://listorati.com/10-kinky-tendencies-of-the-ancient-romans-and-greeks/

The ancient Romans and Greeks had a highly liberated attitude toward sex—one that is surprising, even by today’s standards. They had gods devoted to it, festivals to partake in it, and local economies that surrounded it. Sex was not something to be ashamed of or hidden from public view. Rather, it was something to rejoice in. The 10 kinky tendencies of these classical cultures reveal a world where eroticism was woven into daily life, politics, and art.

10 Phallic Bricks Of Pompeii

Phallic bricks marking brothels in Pompeii - 10 kinky tendencies

We all know the legend surrounding Pompeii. The original City of Sin’s people basked in a perpetual heat of promiscuity—promiscuity said to have inspired the gods’ rage with the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in AD 79. Since excavation of its near‑perfectly preserved remains began in the 18th century, archaeologists have discovered a great deal regarding Pompeii’s sexual identity.

Pompeii’s economy thrived on more than 40 brothels, the most famous of which was named “Lupanare Grande,” translated today as “pleasure house.” The rooms in these brothels were often cramped and dim, with a small straw mattress positioned beneath a piece of pornographic artwork hung on the wall. Despite their appearances, it would be misleading to classify these brothels as the seedy underbelly of Pompeii’s economy. Rather, they existed on a highly public and unashamed platform, alongside the forum and communal bath houses, both of which were important sites of a larger (public) sex system.

Visit the ruins of Pompeii today, and you will no doubt see the “phallic bricks” of Pompeii pointing the way to the nearest pleasure house with an erect phallus engraved into its stone. And if those weren’t clear enough markers, erect phalluses were often positioned above the doors of brothels and private residences as tidings of good luck.

9 Voyeurism

Ancient voyeuristic wall painting from Pompeii - 10 kinky tendencies

“You may look, but don’t touch,” was somewhat of a guiding theme across Ancient Roman and Greek artwork, as indicated by the many pieces of art uncovered today displaying such provocations. One could discover this for themselves at The Gabinetto Segreto in the National Archaeological Museum of Naples.

This “Secret Cabinet” houses a collection of erotic artwork from Ancient Rome. One such wall painting from, unsurprisingly, Pompeii, displays this voyeurism with a man and a woman having intercourse in front of their attendant, who is visible in the background.

In Ancient Greece, there exists a body of art dedicated to Maenads, the feverous female followers of Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, ritual madness, religious euphoria, and theatre. Artwork surrounding these women were highly explicit, and the sexual acts represented by the artwork displayed the figures as objects to be observed. This idea of voyeurism in erotic art was twofold, where a voyeur existed within the artwork, as was the case in one hydria painting Sleeping Maenad and Satyrs, as well as external to the artwork, where the onlooker (or “innocent bystander”) also became a voyeur.

8 The Wife‑Sharing Economy

Etruscan frescoes depicting liberated women - 10 kinky tendencies

The Etruscan civilization was assimilated into the Roman Republic during the fourth century BC. However, their customs remained largely intact.

The Etruscan women were known for their liberated attitude toward intercourse and nudity. They kept their bodies in fit condition and often walked around in the nude, enjoying the pleasure of all men who came by. “Marriage” was a loose construct. It was common for children to have no clue who their father was, and for women not to ask.

Frescoes painted on the Tombs of The Bulls, The Bigas, and The Floggings, in Tarquinia, display these kinds of erotic scenes.

7 Fruitful Contest Of The Sexes

Artifacts from the Thesmophoria fertility rites - 10 kinky tendencies

Kenneth Reckford, an expert of the Classics, analyzed Aristophanes’s work in a series of essays entitled Aristophanes’s Old‑and‑New Comedy. One essay, “Aischrologia,” addresses the season ritual of Thesmophoria in Ancient Greece. Only married Athenian women participated in this ritual, which aimed to promote fertility. In preparation, women would abstain from intercourse and oftentimes bathe as an act of purification. During this three‑day affair, women would perform various acts of “fertility magic.” In addition, they would share lewd jokes and tales of their indecencies, and play with toys replicating both the male and female genitals.

This ritual, coupled with the Eleusinian Haloa festival, gave women the opportunity to release pent‑up sexual frustration through liberal use of sex symbols, pornographic sweets, raucous activities, and free‑range slut‑shaming—for lack of a better phrase. During Haloa, according to Reckford, Greek women could “say the most ugly and shameful things to one another,” shooting insults at each other regarding sexuality and vulgarity, while proclaiming their own indiscretions.

6 Fun At The Carnival

Dionysian carnival scene with revelers - 10 kinky tendencies

According to Mikhail Bakhtin, a scholar of literary theory and philosophy, the Carnival of ancient literature was a free‑for‑all, where people would throw class division, respect, and sensitivity out the window. There was no “saying no,” and certainly no saying “too much.” Carnival was pure id. Suspend reality and imagine a scene of extravagance, with banquets of food and wine, laughter, and sex. At Carnival, everyone was equal, and even degrading remarks inspired a regenerative energy—though, that may be in part due to the number of drugs and intoxicants they used to strip inhibitions.

Arthur Edward Waite in his book A New Encyclopedia of Freemasonry says, “The Festivals were orgies of wine and sex: there was every kind of drunkenness and every aberration of sex, the one leading up to the other. Over all reigned the Phallus.”

These Carnival rituals date back to as early as the fifth century BC and were held during the spring equinox. It should come as no surprise that these festivals, called The Dionysian Mysteries, were dedicated to Dionysus, the Greek god of all your earthly desires and the enabler of all your poor decision‑making. This carnival inspired the Roman equivalent, Bacchanalia.

Most of the initiation process for men and women are known thanks to a collection of frescoes preserved in the Villa of the Mysteries in Pompeii. And, in all fairness, it is a bit reminiscent of what one might expect in Greek life initiation today. The murals a declaration of initiation at the feet of the priestess followed by a descent into the underworld (katabasis), before returning anew. Aristophanes, in his play The Frogs, assumes the origin of this ritual with descent of Dionysis into Hades.

5 Before Viagra, There Was Priapus

Statue of Priapus with exaggerated phallus - 10 kinky tendencies

The Greeks had a very firm relationship with the phallus—more an obsession, really. In particular was Priapus, the Greek god equivalent to Dionysus, known for his extremely long and permanently erect penis. If you think you recognize the term, it’s because Priapus inspired the medical term priapism.

And even if Priapus didn’t play too well with the other gods, he was revered on Earth. The Priapeia contains a collection of 95 poems dedicated to the sexually driven vulgarity of Priapus.

With this gift of dirty pictures
from the tract of Elephantis
Lalage asks if the horny
deity could help her do it
just like in the illustrations

The law which (as they say) Priapus coined
for boys appear immediately subjoined
“Come pluck my garden’s contents without blame
if in your garden I can do the same.”

4 They Threw Some Serious Shade

Ancient Greek poet Hipponax with a scroll - 10 kinky tendencies

Hipponax of Ephesus was a highly controversial iambic poet, even for ancient Greece. Where he excelled were his insults, which were raunchy and lewd and often satirical of the high (dignified) language of his targets.

In fact, as the story goes, he was so skillful at insults, they drove one victim to suicide. Hipponax was apparently after the daughter of Bupalus, but Hipponax’s deformed looks ultimately led to his rejection. In jest, Bupalus made a statue of Hipponax so ugly that Hipponax retaliated with accusations of Bupalus having an incestuous relationship with his mother:

“Bupalus, the mother‑f—r with Arete, fooling with these words the Erythraeans preparing to draw back his damnable foreskin”

Other notable shade interpreted in Hipponax’s work includes the dissection of Bupalus’s name, Bou‑phallus, meaning quite literally “ox phallus,” and the ever‑charming “interprandial pooper,” meaning a person who must get up during the middle of a meal to defecate.

3 Using Sex For World Peace

Scene from Lysistrata with women holding a peace sign - 10 kinky tendencies

Aristophanes, considered one of the most famous comic playwrights of ancient Greece, was known for his poignant commentary of the social and political landscapes of Athens during the late fifth and early fourth centuries BC. In one such play, Lysistrata, Aristophanes parodies warfare with a battle of the sexes.

The women use the men’s desires against them, forcing abstinence to compel peace between the Athenians and the Spartans. Women thus use their sexuality to put things in perspective for men, and to ultimately remind them of the “transcendental significance” of sex. According to the women, the men had forgotten this amidst their stubbornness over more trivial matters, like war.

In the end, Peace appears to the men as a young, naked woman to remind the men of their sexual desires to “plow a few furrows” and “work a few loads of fertilizer in.” The men, in turn, realize the importance of sex to their society enough that they put war behind them.

2 “Ars Amatoria”

Portrait of Ovid holding a scroll - 10 kinky tendencies

A short cry from Karma Sutra was the work of one Ancient Roman poet, Ovid (43 BC–AD 17). His work provided instruction for sexual proclivities, with titles including “Amores” (Love), “Medicamina Faciei” (Remedies for Love) “Remedia Amoris,” and most infamously, “Ars Amatoria” (the Art of Love). While his work may sound wholesome, Ars Amatoria became a guidebook for lovers and adulterers alike.

In many ways, he created The Game, which confuses both men and women to this day. He advises men to let their women miss them—but not too much, while advising women to make their men jealous at times, to ensure they do not grow lax nor lazy. In the bedroom, Ovid details what form women should take, to not only maximize pleasure for themselves, but also to make it most pleasurable to the man’s gaze. In one sense, he moved away from the notion of women as possession—as they were equal players in the game of love—while on the other hand, reinforcing manipulative tactics to keep one’s lover constantly on their toes.

Though his language never broke into vulgarity, it was quite explicit in its detail, and in a matter of poor timing, resulted in his exile by Augustus, who was still coping with the news of his daughter’s copulations.

1 Martial

Statue of Martial holding a stylus - 10 kinky tendencies

As with other emotional impulses, shock lies in the space between expectations and reality. Marcus Valerius Martialis, or Martial, was a Roman poet from first century, who was made famous by his 12 books of epigrams. To this day, Martial’s epigrams are shocking due to their obscene, and oftentimes graphic, language. If nothing else, their vulgarity sheds light on the type of work published at the time.

Epigrams 79 and 80 of Book III convey vulgarity in a distinct structure. In these epigrams, insults are initially targeted at the subjects’ character and are then redirected by insulting subjects’ sexual “short‑cummings.” In Epigram 79, Martial begins by declaring:

“Sertorius finishes nothing, and starts everything. When he fornicates, I don’t suppose he completes.”

Martial’s sharp words pivot this insult more pointedly at Sertorius’s sexual incapability. Likewise, Epigram 80 introduces its subject with a general observation followed by a hyper‑sexualized observation.

“You talk of nobody, Apicius, speak ill of nobody, yet rumor says you have an evil tongue.”

While the former could pose as a general remark to Apicius’s soft‑spoken character, the latter angles the reader to the true central insult: Apicius’s skill at oral sex. Here, “evil” is more likely a term for “wild,” suggesting that Apicius’s tongue causes his sexual partner to lose control and that he is skillful at giving head. The explicit quality of this language indicates the level of tolerance Ancient society had at the time regarding sex.

Emma Marie is a student, photographer, traveler, and certified freediver.

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