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When the COVID‑19 lockdown hit, shoppers went wild, and the top 10 crazy buys that dominated Amazon’s charts (excluding the infamous toilet‑paper frenzy) reveal just how inventive and resourceful consumers became.

10 Elastic

Elastic supplies for DIY masks - top 10 crazy pandemic purchase

When quarantine first rolled around, the nation was split on face‑mask etiquette. Celebrities flaunted N95s, while frontline workers sometimes went without any protection at all. Early medical guidance even warned against mask use for the general public, only to reverse that stance later and urge shoppers and essential‑workers alike to wear them.

Because basic masks vanished from shelves, a DIY revolution erupted. Social‑media feeds flooded with “how‑to‑make‑your‑own‑mask” tutorials, showing crafty folks fashioning coverings from bandanas, scarves, old t‑shirts, socks, and even bra cups. The common thread tying all those makeshift masks together? A good length of elastic to keep everything snug.

The shortage didn’t stop at personal use. Volunteers rallied, with Joann stores launching a massive “Masks for America” drive that amassed over 114 million elastic‑based masks. Fashion designers and hospitals received donated sewing machines to keep the production line humming, ensuring a steady flow of homemade protection for those on the front lines.

Unsurprisingly, elastic now reigns supreme on Amazon’s arts, crafts, and sewing bestseller list. After all, a mask without elastic simply won’t stay put, and the demand shows no sign of waning.

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9 Baby Wipes

Baby wipes stocked during pandemic - top 10 crazy purchase

When hand sanitizer and Clorox wipes disappeared from aisles, many turned to baby wipes as a quick‑fix sanitizing solution. Over half of Amazon’s best‑selling baby items are now wipes, a stark shift from pre‑pandemic trends where disposable baby products were on a decline due to falling birth rates. (Who knows? Maybe a few weeks of lockdown will spark a baby boom nine months down the line!)

It’s worth noting that most baby wipes aren’t formulated to fight coronavirus. To truly act as a sanitizing wipe, a product must contain at least 70 percent isopropyl alcohol. Savvy shoppers might get better results by soaking paper towels in a bleach‑water mixture held in a coffee can, creating a DIY disinfectant that actually meets the required potency.

8 Yeast

Active dry yeast sales surge - top 10 crazy pandemic trend

SSA & Company, a global management consultancy, estimates that 35‑40 percent of Americans are cooking at home for the first time thanks to lockdown restrictions. This shift sparked a massive surge in baking supplies, with yeast leading the charge.

During the latter half of March, baking yeast sales exploded by a staggering 647 percent—outpacing every other consumer‑packaged‑goods category. Even spiral‑cut hams saw a 622 percent jump, buoyed partly by the approaching Easter holiday.

Amazon’s grocery and gourmet division saw a 77 percent rise in sales during the first week of April compared with two months earlier. Meanwhile, the Walmart Grocery app outperformed Amazon by 20 percent, hitting an all‑time high; daily Walmart Grocery downloads surged 460 percent from January to early April.

7 Kitchen Scales

Digital kitchen scales popularity - top 10 crazy purchase

Food scales quickly climbed the bestseller ranks as more people embraced home cooking. Shoppers discovered that precise measurements make a world of difference, and kitchen gadgets like instant pots, air fryers, and waffle makers all saw a 7 percent uptick over the previous April. Other “non‑essential” helpers—rice cookers, vacuum sealers, and soda makers—also found a place on the shelves.

6 Portable Ice Makers

Portable ice makers in demand - top 10 crazy pandemic item

Consumers continued to stock fresh meat and produce, yet they also sought items that could extend shelf life. Frozen‑fruit sales grew nearly five‑fold compared with fresh fruit in the first quarter of 2020, reflecting a clear desire for longer‑lasting provisions.

Chest freezers topped Amazon’s appliance bestseller list during the first month of quarantine, driven by fears that grocery stores might run dry—especially for meat. These freezers also serve as perfect companions for the growing volume of home‑cooked meals, and a vacuum sealer (see #5) makes a logical add‑on.

With freezers in place, portable ice‑maker machines have become the star of the appliances category. Unable to visit bars or drive‑through iced‑coffee spots, shoppers are now crafting their own chilled beverages at home, turning a simple appliance into a pandemic‑era essential.

5 Eyebrow Razors

Eyebrow razors popularity - top 10 crazy pandemic purchase

While overall beauty‑product sales fell about 50 percent year‑over‑year, remote workers still needed to look presentable for Zoom calls. With salons and barbershops shuttered, consumers turned to DIY grooming tools.

Hair‑clipper sales surged 166 percent, and hair‑color purchases rose 23 percent. Walmart’s CEO Doug McMillon noted, “People are starting to need a haircut. You see more beard trimmers and hair‑color… It’s interesting to watch the dynamic play out.” Women’s eyebrow razors now rank among Amazon’s top five beauty‑and‑personal‑care items, while men’s nose‑and‑ear‑hair trimmers peaked and are now on a gentle decline—good news for those slow‑growing whiskers.

4 Ping Pong Paddles

Ping pong paddles sales spike - top 10 crazy pandemic trend

After satisfying immediate protection, food, and grooming needs, shoppers searched for ways to fill idle hours at home. Puzzles, colored pencils, and classic board games like Jenga and Connect 4 were already popular, but ping‑pong paddles stood out with an 89 percent sales increase.

As spring warmed, outdoor‑friendly items such as bubbles, wading pools, and sidewalk chalk flew off shelves. Exercise apparel and equipment also rose in demand, and even bird‑watching supplies—seed and feeders—saw a 91 percent boost in early April.

3 Tailbone Relief Cushions

Tailbone relief cushions for home offices - top 10 crazy purchase

By late March, roughly 16 million U.S. knowledge workers had shifted to remote work, converting kitchen islands and dining tables into makeshift home offices. As the trend grew, so did the demand for office essentials.

Telecommuters quickly exhausted supplies of copy paper and printer ink, prompting a surge in purchases of reams, envelopes, high‑yield cartridges, packaging tape, Sharpies, and—surprisingly—tailbone‑pain‑relief cushions. These ergonomic aids rounded out the top‑ten list, helping workers stay comfortable during marathon video calls.

2 Sticks, Switches, and Dots

Streaming sticks and smart speakers dominate - top 10 crazy pandemic items

Stuck at home, people turned to home‑entertainment gear to keep boredom at bay. Boy Genius Report (BGR) surveyed its readers and discovered a surge in demand for “new toys” while sheltering in place.

Streaming media players—commonly called streaming sticks—emerged as the clear winner, topping charts from the start of the lockdown and maintaining their lead. Affordable options like the Roku Streaming Stick and Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K can be snagged for under $50, providing endless binge‑watching possibilities.

The Nintendo Switch Lite, briefly off the bestseller list only due to stock shortages, reclaimed its spot as the top handheld gaming device, available in a rainbow of colors (though many are pre‑owned). Meanwhile, the Echo Dot, a voice‑activated smart speaker, solidified its place as one of Amazon’s all‑time best‑sellers, letting users check weather, play music, set timers, and even control smart‑home devices—all with a simple voice command. Multiple Dots in a household turned every room into a personal assistant hub.

1 Poop Bags

Poop bags surge as pet adoptions rise - top 10 crazy pandemic purchase

Many animal lovers never adopt because a busy schedule makes pet‑care challenging. Lockdowns, however, gave people the time and space to welcome new furry companions.

The Los Angeles branch of the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals reported a 70 percent jump in animals entering foster care. New York City shelters experienced a tidal wave of adoptions and fosters, with organizations like Muddy Paws Rescue and Best Friends Animal Society nearly running out of cats and dogs as applications surged ten‑fold by the end of March. “For the moment, we definitely don’t have any dogs left to match,” said Muddy Paws marketing director Anna Lai, noting the “great problem” of overwhelming demand.

While the broader stock market struggled, pet‑focused companies such as Chewy Inc. and PedMed Express Inc. thrived, each climbing 7 percent by the end of Q1. Chewy’s home‑delivery model, perfectly suited to lockdown life, drove a 35 percent sales increase, underscoring the recession‑proof nature of pet supplies like food, litter, and accessories.

On Amazon, pet‑care items—including nail clippers, flea medication, fur trimmers, and—yes—poop bags—ranked among the top sellers. After an initial spike in April, sales leveled off as households exhausted their panic‑stockpiles, yet the items remain solid performers.

Let’s hope that the new foster parents keep their adopted companions once life returns to normal, ensuring the pandemic‑induced pet boom isn’t just a fleeting flash.

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Top 10 Hilarious Reactions to the Great Toilet Paper Shortage https://listorati.com/top-10-hilarious-reactions-to-the-great-toilet-paper-shortage/ https://listorati.com/top-10-hilarious-reactions-to-the-great-toilet-paper-shortage/#respond Tue, 09 May 2023 06:42:00 +0000 https://listorati.com/top-10-hilarious-reactions-to-the-toilet-paper-shortage/

The escalating Coronavirus crisis has dominated world news for more than two months, and the scramble for bathroom tissue turned ordinary shoppers into accidental comedians. In this top 10 hilarious roundup we explore the most side‑splitting, eyebrow‑raising ways people responded to the great toilet‑paper shortage – from impromptu concerts in empty aisles to rolls being sold for the price of a diamond.

10 Sinking Supplies

Why This Is One of the Top 10 Hilarious Moments

That gut‑wrenching feeling you get when you race into the supermarket only to find the toilet‑paper shelves as barren as a desert is now a shared global experience. Some brave souls even set alarms to join the pre‑dawn queues, only to watch their hopes sink faster than a ship hitting an iceberg.

Two Los Angeles violinists decided to turn the tragedy into a theatrical performance. Donning life jackets, they marched into the gutted aisle and, without missing a beat, began bowing to the hymn “Nearer My God to Thee.” Their solemn rendition echoed through the empty rows, a parody of the iconic bandmaster scene from James Cameron’s 1997 blockbuster “Titanic.”

The video went viral, capturing the absurdity of essential supplies disappearing as quickly as the RMS Titanic sank, and reminding us that humor can stay afloat even when the aisles are empty.

9 Toilet Paper Emergency

When the last sheet of loo roll disappears, panic can feel like a medical emergency. In Newport, Oregon, local police actually broadcast a public advisory urging citizens not to dial 911 for a lack of toilet paper, reassuring everyone that they could survive with good old‑fashioned alternatives.

The officers suggested improvising with newspaper or cloth rags, turning a modern crisis into a throwback to pre‑digital sanitation solutions.

Down under, Australian police took a more hands‑on approach, handing out rolls of toilet paper and paper towels at supermarkets to quell the rising “roll‑rage” and keep the public from turning grocery trips into battlefield skirmishes.

8 Pricey Roll

Pricey Roll – humorous eBay listing of a toilet paper roll for AU$1000

Whenever a shortage strikes, opportunists surface, and the toilet‑paper frenzy was no exception. Some clever sellers turned the crisis into a comedy act by posting absurdly priced listings on eBay.

In New South Wales, Australia, a man uploaded a generic two‑ply roll with a AU$1,000 price tag, expecting no one to bite. To his astonishment, a buyer actually hit “Buy It Now,” prompting the seller to exclaim that he never imagined anyone would even offer AU$10.

Meanwhile, in Queensland, a 24‑pack of Kleenex originally retailing for AU$15 mysteriously sold for AU$500. The transaction remains unpaid, leaving the buyer with a pricey reminder of how humor and greed can collide during a crisis.

7 Prized Roll

Prized Roll – UK arcade claw machine filled with toilet paper

A UK arcade proprietor got “loo‑crative” and swapped out plush toys for something far more coveted during the panic‑buying era: rolls of toilet paper. The claw machines, usually stocked with soft toys for a 30p fee, now offered shoppers a chance to snatch a roll with a single coin.

Visitors to the East Yorkshire arcade delighted in the novelty, spending a penny to win a practical prize rather than a fluffy bear. The concept spread, with other machines adding hand sanitizer to the mix, turning a simple arcade into a pandemic‑era treasure chest.

This playful twist highlighted the absurdity of the scramble, proving that even a vending machine could become a stage for social commentary.

6 Have Paper, Will Travel

Have Paper, Will Travel – passenger carrying toilet paper on a flight

When packing for a long journey, most of us remember toothbrushes and deodorant, but one savvy traveler on a Melbourne‑to‑Japan flight took preparedness to a new level by stashing an entire multi‑pack of toilet paper in their carry‑on.

The tweet‑storm that followed wondered whether the roll required its own ticket, underscoring how far people were willing to go to ensure bathroom comfort at 30,000 feet.

It’s a reminder that in a world where shelves are barren, a well‑packed suitcase can include the most unexpected essentials.

5 Precious as Gold

Precious as Gold – Nevada jeweler selling a toilet paper roll with a diamond

A Los Angeles jeweler decided that a roll of toilet paper was now worth more than a precious metal, offering a single premium roll for a staggering US$3,999.

The deal sweetened the bargain with a free one‑carat diamond ring, turning the purchase into a bizarre blend of hygiene and high‑jewelry.

While the price sounds astronomical, the promotion highlighted how the scarcity turned a mundane household item into a luxury commodity, rivaling even the most coveted gems.

4 Forgotten Loot

Forgotten Loot – stash of 1980s toilet paper rolls discovered in a storeroom

Hidden treasures are often uncovered when clearing out a relative’s estate, but few could have imagined stumbling upon a five‑year supply of vintage toilet paper.

In Sydney, a man rummaging through his late father’s storeroom uncovered 270 rolls of 1980s‑era toilet paper, a relic likely bought in bulk four decades ago and forgotten.

His Facebook post offering the stash to anyone in need went viral, demonstrating that even seemingly dull items can become community gold during a crisis.

3 Should Have Bought 2‑Ply

Should Have Bought 2‑Ply – UK driver fined for over‑weight van loaded with toilet paper

We’ve all seen shoppers load their carts with towering stacks of toilet paper, prompting the question: where will they store it all?

A UK driver, eager to capitalize on the frenzy, overloaded his van with rolls and paper towels, only to be stopped by police in Blackwell. The authorities discovered his vehicle exceeded legal weight limits, resulting in a £300 fine that sent his savings straight down the toilet.

The incident serves as a cautionary tale: perhaps two‑ply would have kept the load lighter and the driver out of trouble.

2 Floral Bouquet

Floral Bouquet – Arkansas florist creating a bouquet of toilet paper rolls

Remember those premium toilet‑paper rolls that came printed with floral designs and scented bouquets? An Arkansas florist turned that concept into an actual bouquet – a luxurious arrangement of ordinary two‑ply rolls, complete with ribbons and greenery.

Priced at $75 US, the “floral” tribute offers a whimsical yet functional gift for anyone desperate enough to appreciate the aesthetics of bathroom tissue.

Born from the florist’s pre‑pandemic stash, the arrangement proves that when supplies run low, creativity can bloom in the most unexpected places.

1 Old‑Fashioned “Dunny Squares”

Old‑Fashioned Dunny Squares – NT News providing cut‑up newspaper for emergency toilet paper

Australians are famous for their cheeky humor, and a Northern Territory newspaper proved it by handing out “dunny squares” – blank newspaper pages cut into strips for emergency bathroom use.

The NT News printed eight blank pages, each with handy cut‑lines, allowing readers to fashion makeshift toilet paper. While the gesture was undeniably witty, the free sheets arrived without disposal instructions, leaving users to figure out the cleanup on their own.

This playful solution highlighted the ingenuity and good‑natured sarcasm that surfaced worldwide as people navigated the great toilet‑paper shortage.

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