Circumcision is one of the most common and historic surgical procedures in the world, dating as far back as ancient Egypt. Like any medical procedure, there can be serious risks involved which are often overlooked given the innumerable rate of success. But when these errors do occur, the results are not only physically devastating, but psychologically and emotionally traumatizing as well. Sometimes, people’s lives are damaged forever . . . if they’re lucky enough to survive.

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10A Man’s Worst Nightmare

It’s not exactly common for an adult to undergo an elective circumcision. However, a 56-year-old Alabama man named Johnny Lee Banks Jr. decided to go ahead and do it. After the procedure, Bank’s awoke and, to his surprise, he was missing his penis. Banks and his wife filed a lawsuit claiming that Banks was in extreme pain, and his wife claimed to be suffering as well due to a “loss of consortium.”

Eventually, the lawsuit was thrown out by the judge, who claimed that Banks and his wife lacked sufficient details pertaining to the case—such as the specific time and date of the operation. The hospital’s lawyer claimed that Banks’s statements were completely false and that he was simply smearing the name of the hospital. However, the judge allowed Banks 30 days to gather his documents and file an amendment lawsuit. Banks, who has a multitude of health problems—including diabetes, which has caused him to lose his two legs due to amputation—left the courthouse in a wheelchair crying.

9Ryan Heydari

In January 2013, 22-day-old Ryan Heydari’s parents brought their smiling infant son into an Ontario hospital for a circumcision. It was a surgical procedure which the parents didn’t originally intend to have for their child, but they’d been persuaded by a family physician. Besides, the procedure was highly supported by the Canadian Pediatric Society. Finally, the parents agreed. They should have stuck with their initial instincts.

After the procedure, the doctor who had performed the circumcision told the parents that there was no bleeding and that the procedure was “uneventful.” However, the father claimed that his son was in fact bleeding and that it only got worse over time. Sadly, baby Ryan lost 40 percent of his blood and went into hypovolemic shock, ultimately bleeding to death. In the end, the pediatrician who’d performed the circumcision was urged by the hospital to be “mindful” next time, and the emergency room physician who’d treated Ryan was merely cautioned. The parents filed a formal complaint, which was ultimately thrown out without shedding any light on what went wrong.

8‘The Thing Was Like Gone’

In August 2013, Maggie Rhodes took her three-month-old son, Ashton, to a low-cost local clinic to get him circumcised. She immediately knew something was horribly wrong when she heard her son’s cries of pain, which she described as “life and death screams.” She immediately ran into the room to see her son’s penis terribly disfigured. From what she had seen, Rhodes stated that the doctor had cut upward on the penis instead of around the head of the penis. In her own words, “the thing was like gone.”

Rhodes ended up filing a lawsuit against Christ Community Health Services (CCHS), where the procedure took place. Although the extent of the damage is not entirely known, Rhodes’s legal representation contacted CCHS in order to set up a meeting with representatives from the clinic. They demanded documentation of credentials from the clinics staff, nurses, and doctors, but Christ Community Health Services refused to comply.

7Unsightly

In December 2008, Keka and Steven Lorenzana of Coral Gables, Florida, took their infant son to South Miami Hospital. There, the infant underwent a circumcision by OB/GYN physician Dr. Molina. Three years later, the Lorenzanas filed a lawsuit against the doctor. The suit claimed that Dr. Molina had left too much foreskin on the ventral side of the penis. The ventral side is the skin on the bottom shaft of the penis closest to the urethra.

The Lorenzanas were initially told by pediatricians that their son would eventually “grow into it.” The parents were outraged. They said that their son was permanently scarred and that the whole thing was “unsightly.” The Lorenzanas’ lawyer, David Llewellyn, primarily focused on the emotional and psychological scarring it will have on the boy as he matures.

6Two Instead Of One

A four-year-old boy in Texas underwent an elective circumcision due to the persuasion of a pediatrician. The doctor told the parents that the procedure was necessary, since their son had a tight and redundant foreskin. After the circumcision, the doctor told the parents that their son’s surgery was successful, although there was minor bleeding. However, after a nurse checked on the child, the bleeding had intensified, and he was brought into the operating room once again.

After the second round, the child was discharged and sent home. Days later, he was in intense pain and—to his parents’ shock—urinating out of two holes. In the days following, the pain intensified, causing the child to scream and cry every time he had to urinate. The child also had to urinate sitting down to manage the two different streams of urine. His pain was apparently so bad that he begged for his penis to be cut off.

When the child began urinating blood, his parents brought him to another physician, where the boy was diagnosed with a fistula (hole) in his penis due to over-cauterization during the initial procedure. The parents filed suit against the doctor who performed the procedure, and the boy is expected to undergo numerous operations in order to correct the damage.

5The Windy City Blues

In September 2015, a Chicago woman by the name of Miriam Rodriguez gave birth to a son. At the hospital, her son underwent a circumcision, and not long after, she filed a lawsuit against the hospital as well as the doctors. She claimed that the physicians involved in the procedure had improperly circumcised her son and mutilated the boy’s penis. To be specific, Rodriguez claimed that her son, Angel, sustained disfigurement, tissue loss, and a loss of sensation.

The lawsuit is seeking reimbursement of lost wages, attorney fees, medical costs for future surgical procedures, and more than $50,000 in punitive damages. Rodriguez also claimed in the suit that since the operation, she has suffered “mental pain and anguish and loss of a normal life.” It is not clear as of now where the lawsuit will go or the severity of damage the infant endured.

4‘We’ll Forget You Never’

Brayden Tyler Frazier was just 11 days old when he died after undergoing a circumcision two days prior. The events that caused the actual death were not initially clear; however, the infant was diagnosed as a hemophiliac and began hemorrhaging uncontrollably following the procedure. Hemophilia is a condition in which one’s blood does not clot normally, thus causing one to bleed more excessively and for a longer span of time than normal.

The doctors working on the child claim that they did everything they could to stop the bleeding by providing plasma, platelets, and coagulants, but to no avail. Following the hemorrhaging, Brayden began having liver and kidney failure as well as uncontrollable seizures. Eleven-day-old Brayden Tyler Frazier’s obituary ends with the unbearably heart-wrenching words, “We’ll forget you never, the child we had but never had and yet will have forever.”

3Terrel Hall

One week after Melanie Hall gave birth to her son, Terrel, she brought him to a doctor in Los Angeles to be circumcised. Moments after her son was taken into a back room for the procedure, she heard screams of terror. Horrified, she rushed in from the waiting room and found her son with the tip of his penis cut off.

According to reports, the boy lost 85 percent of the top of his penis. The mother filed a lawsuit against the company that manufactured the medical clamp used in the procedure, which she claims was faulty and botched her son’s circumcision. The plaintiff’s court filings stated that the child will need yearly visits to a pediatric urologist as well as possible future surgeries, not to mention psychiatric care for the trauma Terrel endured. Eight years later, a judge ruled in Melanie Hall’s favor, awarding her $4.7 million, $1 million of that going to her legal fees.

2The Ritual

In September 2012, a Brooklyn infant died after contracting the herpes simplex virus type 1 following an Orthodox Jewish circumcision ritual called metzitzah b’peh. In this ritual, which takes place under the ceremony known as the bris, the rabbi circumcises the infant and then places his mouth on the penis in order to draw blood away from the incision.

Apparently, this ritual takes place in order to cleanse the cut. In this case, the opposite happened. According to the chair of preventative medicine at Vanderbilt University, Dr. William Schaffner, herpes in children is almost always fatal given the fact that infants do not have immunity to such a serious virus, unlike adults who can sometimes carry the virus without any symptoms. In this case, the virus most likely entered the child’s bloodstream via saliva contact with the incision, ultimately traveling to the infant’s brain and causing inflammation and brain damage.

1David Reimer

Perhaps the most haunting story on this list is that of Bruce Reimer. In 1966, when Bruce was seven months old, he was taken to get a circumcision. The doctor, who did not routinely perform the procedure, chose to use an electric cauterizing instrument with a sharp cutting needle to remove the foreskin. However, the operation was botched and Reimer’s parents were told there was no hope for reconstructive surgery. Under the advice of psychologist John Money, the Reimers chose to raise their son as a girl, using further surgeries to turn his butchered genitalia into a vagina in addition to hormone treatment. Bruce eventually turned into “Brenda,” although he quickly rejected his new identity, once tearing off a dress his mother made for him as a young child.

Bruce’s refusal to identify as a girl occurred throughout his childhood, and when he found out his true past in his teen years—which his parents had kept secret from him—he quit his hormone treatments and took up life as a man. He changed his name to David, married, and became a stepfather to three children. In 2002, David’s brother committed suicide. More bad luck only followed. He struggled with financial difficulties after losing his job, and his wife filed for divorce. In 2004, David committed suicide. He was 38 years old.

Adam is just a hubcap trying to hold on in the fast lane.

As history shows, we’re not nearly as smart as we think we are. Witch-burning, bloodletting, and eugenics are just a few examples of how once-established theories proved not only incorrect but insane.

Have we learned from our asinine assumptions? You be the judge. With one uterus-unraveling exception, the following are more modern instances where the general consensus was generally nonsense.

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10 Pain, Pain, Go Away

It started with the best of intentions. About three decades ago, a push began to find medications that more effectively relieved pain for chronic conditions (like back issues or arthritis), post-surgery recovery, and terminal illnesses (such as late-stage cancer).

In 1995, Purdue Pharma introduced what was quickly billed a wonderdrug: OxyContin. Percocet and Vicodin soon joined the pill-poppin’ party as, throughout the late 1990s, pharmaceutical companies reassured the medical community patients would not become addicted to prescription opioid pain relievers. Healthcare providers started prescribing them at exponentially greater rates.

The painkillers were efficient at both pain and killing. Opioid addiction and overdose deaths surged. By 2017 an estimated 1.7 million Americans had substance use disorders related to prescription opioid pain relievers. But hey – at least their arthritis wasn’t acting up.

Also in 2017, the esteemed Mayo Clinical published a postmortem on the opioid crisis’s widespread… well, mortem. An excerpt from the abstract says it all: “Good intentions to improve pain and suffering led to increased prescribing of opioids, which contributed to misuse of opioids and even death.” Perhaps the initial concept – that the acceptable amount of pain is zero – was flawed from the get-go?

In the 12 months ending September 2020, a record 87,000 Americans died of drug overdoses. In October 2020, Purdue Pharma plead guilty to federal criminal charges, part of a settlement of over $8 billion. Neither of those facts are coincidences.

9 Back in the USSR: Russia’s Relapse

It seems incredible that, barely 20 years ago, hopes were high throughout Western Civilization that Russia, emerging from the ashes of the USSR’s 1991 implosion, would embrace its former adversaries and join the fraternity of developed democracies.

It started very promisingly. After US president Ronald Reagan thawed the deep freeze and forged a working relationship with his Soviet counterpart, Mikhail Gorbachev, Reagan’s successor, George H. W. Bush, oversaw the USSR’s collapse with his trademark gloat-free grace – deftly setting a diplomatic reset button. (In fact, Bush’s outstanding performance during the Soviet Union’s collapse is why most rank him among the finest one-term presidents in US history).

Unfortunately, Russia’s new leader was a naive drunk. President Boris Yeltsin tried to convert Russia’s state-dependent economy into near-total capitalism far too quickly. The fallout was severe: Through the 1990s, Russia’s GDP fell by 50%, vast sectors of the economy were wiped out, inequality and unemployment grew dramatically, while incomes fell.

Russia first democratic president was so poor that he also became its last. In 2000, Yeltsin was succeeded by his Prime Minister, a young ex-KGB agent named Vladimir Putin. Twenty years of dissent-squashing, Syria-backing, Ukraine-invading and election-interfering later, and it’s safe to say that Russia is every bit the nuclear-armed menace now that it was for most of the late 20th Century.

8 Not So Fast

Throughout history, there have been widely held misconceptions concerning physics. People once thought the Earth was both flat and the center of the universe. Many thought the laws of nature prevented man-made flight – including the brilliant John Adams, until he witnessed one of the first-ever hot air balloon ascensions in Paris, in 1783.

Less widely known is a commonly held belief of the early 19th Century concerning the development of rail travel. Quite simply, many thought speed literally killed. Fetuses, that is.

New technologies often bring with them unfounded fears (remember cell phone brain tumors?). When rail travel was introduced, it brought with it the potential to move far faster than man had ever gone before. Women, however, were a different story: at or around speeds of 50 miles per hour, many thought a woman’s uterus would fall out. How’s that for a Plan B?

According to cultural anthropologist Genevieve Bell, misogyny has been a drumbeat behind many a tech-centric moral panic. For example, when electric lighting was starting to proliferate, “experts” thought that lighting homes would endanger women and children by letting predators know they were home at night. And when automobiles gained momentum in the early 1900s, many felt that women – considered prone to fainting, physical weakness, and random bouts of hysteria – would be unable to handle such high-speed responsibility, and should therefore be disallowed from driving. Saudi Arabia concurred for over a century.

7 The Original Social Distancing

Remember when everyone thought social media would bring people closer?

Some form of social media – loosely defined as online gathering places – has existed since the advent of the Internet itself. But while AOL chatrooms, MeetUp and MySpace certainly played their part in normalizing these new platforms, it was the 2004 debut of Facebook that took social networking fully mainstream.

Facebook’s intentions – its stated ones, anyway – were innocent enough. Suddenly, we could all give a custom-built list of “friends” access to our musings and photos, and share links to stories we found interesting. We could crowdsource recommendations from people we knew and trusted, organize events with like-minded hobbyists, and stay in closer touch with folks we seldom see IRL.

Seventeen years and 2.8 billion users later, Facebook – along with its 280-character cohort, Twitter – are two of the most culpable culprits in the intractable culture wars that have engulfed much of Western civilization, and the US and UK in particular. Sites selling togetherness have accomplished the exact opposite – and the reason, unsurprisingly, is money.

It’s simple, really. To keep users engaged, social media sites use advanced algorithms to spoon-feed individual users more of what they want. That’s an (arguably) innocuous thing when, for example, someone clicks on a pregnancy article and gets served up a baby stroller ad. The danger comes in politics specifically. Liberals get more woke nonsense and flawed logic, conservatives get more anti-liberal memes and cancellation, and in short order we’re in an uncivil war fought largely online.

6 High Crimes

“Instead of a war on poverty,” Tupac Shakur rapped, “they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me.”

The War on Drugs is a US government-led attempt to stop illegal drug use and distribution by dramatically increasing prison sentences for both dealers and users. Among other accomplishments, it has succeeded in stigmatizing and worsening drug abuse while giving America the world’s highest incarceration rate. Take that, El Salvador (#2) and Turkmenistan {#3). Non-violent crime arrest much?

Unsurprisingly, all drugs were not waged war upon equally. At the onset of the crack epidemic – which initially was largely limited to Black communities—the Anti-Drug Abuse Act of 1986 established what became known as the 100:1 ratio. Ridiculously, five grams of crack carried a minimum mandatory sentence of five years in prison, while the same sentence for its more expensive counterpart—powdered cocaine, pervasive in white America—came at five HUNDRED grams.

That law came under Republican Ronald Reagan. But the drug war’s most flagrant foul likely came in 1994, with a bill signed into law by one Democratic president (Clinton) and written by a future one – actually, the current one. Then-Senator Joe Biden authored the deceptively-named Violent Crime Control & Law Enforcement Act. The law gave states billions to build more prisons, and established grant programs incentivizing police to pursue more drug-related arrests, especially for low-priority substances like marijuana. Feed that prison industrial complex beast, Joe.

5 The Facemask Facepalm

Hi medical science, my name is common f*cking sense. Have we met?

No one side in the COVID-19 situation has a monopoly on virus-combatting protocols. Liberals would lock the world down until both the virus and the global economy vanish, while conservatives think the simple act of donning a piece of fabric is an unforgivable infringement on freedom.

However, it is the experts’ responsibility to make health recommendations, and when they tarnish their own reputations early in a crisis, the results can be deadly. Such was the case when, as the virus gained steam in the US in late February and early March, Dr. Anthony Fauci and other experts said wearing facemasks was unnecessary.

Fauci later explained that, at the time, “we were not aware that 40 to 45% of people were asymptomatic, nor were we aware that a substantial proportion of people get infected from people who are without symptoms.”

This is a shockingly poor excuse. By late February it was clear that a new virus was spreading with a pace and ferocity not seen in decades. Crucially, it should have been obvious to contagious disease experts like Fauci that so rapid a proliferation CLEARLY INDICATED airborne, asymptomatic spread. Common sense says it would be almost impossible for a new virus to spread that far, that fast otherwise.

There was no other logical conclusion, and it stands as the most consequential misstep in the early response to a disease that has killed more than three million people.

4 Smoke and Mirrors

“If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one.”

You’d expect such a quote to come from a tobacco company executive. But that was Wilhelm Carl Hueper, director of the Environmental Cancer Section of the National Cancer Institute, who gave the public the all clear to smoke ‘em if you got ‘em in 1954.

From the 1930s to 1950s, one of advertising’s most powerful phrases – “doctors recommend” – helped peddle one of the world’s deadliest consumer products: cigarettes. “Give your throat a vacation,” one magazine ad for Camel cigarettes was headlined, “smoke a fresh cigarette.”

Even as smoker’s cough proliferated and concerns understandably grew about the healthfulness of… well, inhaling smoke, Camel also made the reassuring claim that “more doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette.” In the runup to making that claim, they conducted a survey of doctors in which participants were paid with – what else? – Camel cigarettes.

Before the mid-20th Century, such health-conscious claims were unnecessary because, oddly, people in societies around the world thought no long-term physical harm could come from sucking on burning sticks all day. It wasn’t until the 1940s that international teams of epidemiologists started concretely linking smoking to lung cancer, mostly because the proliferation of cigarette smoking directly paralleled with a surge in that once-rare terminal illness.

3 America’s Delusional Decade

Many look back on the 1990s as the American Decade. Starting roughly with November 1989’s fall of the Berlin Wall – a death knell for the collapsing Soviet Union – the 90s were a brief but brilliant time in which Western Civilization had triumphed over soviet socialism and totalitarianism, and when America stood alone as the world’s sole superpower.

Looking back, perhaps the height of our hubris was “The End of History,” a 1992 book by American political scientist Francis Fukuyama. The influential tome argued that the ascendance of Western liberal democracy represented “not just … the passing of a particular period of post-war history, but the end of history as such: That is, the endpoint of mankind’s ideological evolution and the universalization of Western liberal democracy as the final form of human government.”

Great! Westerners could all relax. No need to… say… clean up our defenses while we had a breather. Like, for example, maybe not have the cockpit doors of commercial airliners be about as secure as a mall restroom?

First Clinton and then (W.) Bush largely ignored the growing Islamic terrorism threat. Atop the global food chain and buffered by two oceans, America was untouchabl…

… with first one plane crash then another 18 minutes later, the 1990s ended a year late but promptly on September 11, 2001. The rest is history – and by no means the end of history.

2 An Invincible Earth

Perhaps the most glaring example of mankind’s hubris is the notion our planet is so exceptional that we can inflict thousands of cuts without ushering in its death.

What makes it worse is that we used to know this. By the 1960s, developed countries around the world realized the woeful side effects of the Industrial Revolution. Most notably, the air quality in cities was terrible, and rivers and lakes were fetid.

Collective action was taken, because this wasn’t a controversial issue yet. In 1970, Republican President Richard Nixon created the US Environmental Protection Agency. Two years later, he signed the Clean Water Act into law. Countries around the world took similar measures to heal a wounded world.

Fast forward 50 years, and we’re… well, here. Still thinking landfills have infinite space. Still chopping down rainforests – invaluable carbon filters and oxygen suppliers – for not-good-enough reasons ranging from agriculture to oil drilling. And of course, still tied to the idea that we can continue burning fossil fuels producing enormous amounts of pollution while we could be focussing on cleaner options like nuclear power.

1 The Food Pyramid Scheme

In 1992, the US Department of Agriculture proudly debuted the Food Pyramid, a triangle to nutritional balance. It was based on the horrifically wrong dietary recommendations of the non-scientific and outright brainless committee run by the Democrat senator (and 1972 Democratic presidential candidate) George McGovern in 1977. At the tippy-top were foods the committee (against the advice of all doctors present) recommended minimizing; moving downward, the Pyramid fattened out to display food groups to consume more liberally.

So for example, a category called “Fats, Oils & Sweets” came to a point at the Pyramid’s peak. These foods were to be eaten so restrictively that no daily recommended allowances were given, only directions to “use sparingly.” Conversely, at the Pyramid’s base were foods to eat remorselessly – 6-11 serving daily, in fact. Of course, we’re talking about vegeta…

… wait, carbs?

That’s right. For over a decade, the official recommendation of the US government was that its citizens consume 6-11 servings of bread, pasta, rice or cereals PER DAY.

And despite the daily carbfest, Americans were told to make room for 2-3 servings of dairy and 2-3 servings of proteins – a category whose broad scope included everything from red meat to red beans, with a helluva lot of leeway in between.

Oh, and 2-4 servings of fruits and 3-5 servings of vegetables. Go ahead and count potatoes as veggies – you wouldn’t want to eat into that carb allotment.

In 2005, the USDA thoroughly revised the recommendations but, for no good reason, kept the Pyramid form – which made it look like an update rather than a redo. They later re-shaped it into a “food-plate” but the terrible dietary advice remains intact and all attempts to revert to the pre-war commonsense high-fat low-carb diet is met with vicious attacks from the media, politicians, and “academics”. Fast forward to today and 42% of Americans are obese.

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