The weekend is upon us, and the top 10 secret recipes listed below let you whip up beloved take‑out staples in your own kitchen. Save cash, impress friends, and enjoy the satisfaction of mastering the dishes that usually stay behind a counter.
1 McDonald’s Big Mac

Sauce
1/4 cup Miracle Whip
1/4 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons french salad dressing
1/2 tablespoon sweet relish
2 teaspoons dill pickle relish
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon dried minced onion
1 teaspoon white vinegar
1 teaspoon ketchup
1/8 teaspoon salt
The Rest
1 regular sized sesame seed bun
1 regular sized plain bun
2 beef patties (2 ounces each, flattened to bun size)
2 tablespoons Big Mac sauce
2 teaspoons reconstituted onions
1 slice real American cheese
2 hamburger pickle slices
1/4 cup shredded lettuce
Prepare the sauce by combining all listed ingredients about an hour before you need it. For assembly, discard the crown half of the regular bun, keeping the heel. Toast both sides of the heel and the inner sides of the sesame bun. Cook the two beef patties as you would a regular burger. Spread a tablespoon of sauce on each toasted heel, then top with shredded lettuce. On the bottom bun, place a thin slice of cheese over the lettuce. On the middle “heel,” add two pickle slices. Lay the cooked patties on the prepared buns, stack the middle bun on the bottom, and finish with the crown.
2 KFC Coleslaw

8 cups finely diced cabbage (about one head)
1/4 cup diced carrots
2 tablespoons minced onions
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1/4 cup milk
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup buttermilk
1 ½ tablespoons white vinegar
2 ½ tablespoons lemon juice
First, finely dice the cabbage and carrots. Toss them together in a large bowl, then stir in the minced onions. In a food‑processor, blend the milk, mayonnaise, buttermilk, sugar, salt, pepper, vinegar, and lemon juice until smooth. Pour this dressing over the vegetable mixture, mix thoroughly, cover, and refrigerate for several hours or overnight before serving.
3 KFC Chicken

4 chicken leg quarters
3/4 cup flour
1 tablespoon salt
1 tablespoon pepper
2 teaspoons MSG
1 ½ teaspoons paprika
Preheat your oven to 375 °F. Cut each quarter into eight pieces (four legs and four thighs). In a zip‑lock bag, combine the flour, salt, pepper, MSG, and paprika. Lightly moisten the chicken pieces, then place them in the bag and shake until evenly coated. Arrange the coated chicken on an oiled baking pan, using either canola or peanut oil, and bake for 40‑50 minutes, basting halfway through with pan oil for an even golden crust. The result is a crispy, flavorful piece reminiscent of the iconic fast‑food version.
4 Coca‑Cola

1. Dissolve 2,400 g of sugar in enough water (high‑fructose corn syrup may replace half the sugar).
2. Add 37 g caramel, 3.1 g caffeine, and 11 g phosphoric acid.
3. Extract cocaine from 1.1 g coca leaf with toluol, then dry.
4. Soak finely powdered coca leaves (1.1 g) and kola nuts (0.37 g) in 22 g of 20 % alcohol.
5. Historically, a fortified California white wine was used; today a simple water/alcohol mix suffices.
6. Discard the plant material, then combine the liquid with the syrup.
7. Incorporate 30 g lime juice (or a citric‑acid‑sodium‑citrate blend).
Next, blend essential oils: 0.88 g lemon oil, 0.47 g orange oil, 0.20 g cassia oil, 0.07 g nutmeg oil, plus optional coriander, lavender, and neroli oils, into 4.9 g of 95 % alcohol. Shake, then add 2.7 g water and let stand 24 hours at ~60 °F; a cloudy layer will form. Separate the clear portion, combine with the syrup, then add 19 g vegetable‑derived glycerine and 1.5 g vanilla extract. Finally, dilute with chlorinated water to make one U.S. gallon of syrup, enough to flavor 128 bottles (6.5 fl oz each).
Source: Food Flavorings: Composition, Manufacture and Use (2nd Ed.) 1968, Joseph Merory.
5 Heinz Ketchup

1 (6 oz) can tomato paste with garlic
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1/4 cup white vinegar
1/4 cup white balsamic vinegar
1/4 cup water
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon onion powder
Combine all ingredients in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Stir until the mixture reaches a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 30 minutes, stirring frequently. Remove from heat, cover, and let cool. Store in a sealed container in the refrigerator for future use.
6 Applebee’s Mudslide

2 cups vanilla ice cream
2 oz Kahlúa coffee liqueur
1 dash chocolate syrup
canned whipped cream
Place the ice cream into a blender, add the Kahlúa, and blend until smooth. For the glass, swirl chocolate syrup around the interior, creating a continuous spiral from base to rim. Pour the blended mixture into the prepared glass, top with a generous dollop of whipped cream, drizzle additional chocolate syrup, insert a straw, and serve immediately.
7 Taco Bell Quesadillas

Sauce
1/4 cup mayonnaise
2 teaspoons minced jalapeños
2 teaspoons jalapeño juice
3/4 teaspoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon cumin
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
1 dash salt
Quesadillas
4 flour tortillas
4 chicken tenderloins
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese
2 slices processed cheese
Mix the sauce ingredients until smooth. Grill the chicken in a little vegetable oil, then slice thinly. Heat a skillet over medium heat. Lay a tortilla in the skillet, sprinkle one side with the shredded cheeses and processed cheese slice, then distribute the chicken pieces over the cheese. Spread a tablespoon of sauce on the empty half, fold the tortilla, press gently, and cook until the cheese melts. Slice each quesadilla into four pieces and serve hot.
8 Neiman‑Marcus $250 Cookies

2 cups butter
4 cups flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
2 cups sugar
5 cups blended oatmeal
24 oz chocolate chips
2 cups packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 (8 oz) Hershey bar, grated
4 large eggs
2 teaspoons baking powder
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
First, pulse the oatmeal in a blender until it becomes a fine powder. Cream the butter with both sugars, then add the eggs and vanilla. Combine the dry ingredients—flour, powdered oatmeal, baking soda, baking powder, and salt—into the butter mixture. Fold in the chocolate chips, grated Hershey bar, and nuts. Scoop the dough onto a cookie sheet, spacing each ball about two inches apart. Bake at 375 °F for 10 minutes, or until the edges turn golden.
9 Reese’s Squares

1 ½ cups graham cracker crumbs
1 lb confectioners’ sugar (3 to 3 ½ cups)
1 ½ cups peanut butter
1 cup butter, melted
1 (12 oz) bag milk chocolate chips
Combine the graham crumbs, confectioners’ sugar, and peanut butter, mixing until uniform. Blend in the melted butter, then press the mixture evenly into a 9 × 13‑inch pan. Melt the chocolate chips in the microwave or a double boiler, spread the melted chocolate over the peanut‑butter base, and chill until set. Cut into bars; be careful, as the chocolate can harden quickly.
10 Starbucks Pumpkin Scones

2 cups all‑purpose flour
7 Tbsp sugar
1 Tbsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
½ tsp ground cinnamon
½ tsp ground nutmeg
¼ tsp ground cloves
¼ tsp ground ginger
6 Tbsp cold butter
½ cup canned pumpkin
3 Tbsp half‑and‑half
1 large egg
1 cup powdered sugar (plus additional amounts for glazes)
2 Tbsp whole milk (plus additional for glazes)
¼ tsp ground cinnamon (for glaze)
⅛ tsp ground nutmeg (for glaze)
pinch ginger, pinch ground cloves (for glaze)
Preheat oven to 425 °F and line a baking sheet with parchment. In a large bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, and spices. Cut the cold butter into the dry mixture until it resembles coarse crumbs. In a separate bowl, combine pumpkin, half‑and‑half, and the egg; fold this wet blend into the dry ingredients to form a dough. Lightly flour a surface, pat the dough into a 1‑inch‑thick rectangle (about 9 × 3 inches), then cut it into six triangular pieces. Transfer the scones to the prepared sheet and bake for 14‑16 minutes, until lightly browned. Cool on a wire rack.
Plain Glaze: Mix powdered sugar with 2 Tbsp milk until smooth; brush over cooled scones.
Spiced Icing: Combine the remaining powdered sugar, milk, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves; drizzle over scones and allow to set for at least an hour.

