10 Creepy Reasons Climate Change Feels Like a Religion

by Marjorie Mackintosh

Since the dawn of Earth’s long story, the climate has been on a perpetual roller‑coaster, nudged by the sun, shifting continents, thriving ecosystems and even the occasional cosmic cameo of comets or asteroids. Over the past century, humanity’s industrial surge has tipped the scales so dramatically that climate change now occupies the front page of every major news outlet and shapes legislation worldwide. Among the many ways we talk about this planetary crisis, a strange pattern has emerged: the discourse is beginning to echo the language, rituals, and structures of religion.

10 Creepy Reasons Climate Change Mirrors Religion

10 Religious Services & Sacraments

Climate Confessions NBC – 10 creepy reasons illustration

Every faith tradition hosts gatherings of some sort—whether solemn rites, celebratory masses, or reflective meditations. In the classic Christian sense, sacraments are meant to channel divine grace, while at their core they also provide psychological comfort: confession eases guilt, and funerals help mourners navigate loss.

Recently, climate‑focused gatherings have begun to adopt a similar vibe. Iceland’s Prime Minister and Environment Minister presided over a solemn ceremony for the disappearance of the 700‑year‑old Okjökull glacier, gathering a hundred mourners, former Irish President Mary Robinson, and the very geologist who declared the glacier dead in 2014, complete with a death certificate. This “climate funeral” was a striking blend of scientific loss and ritual mourning.

But funerals aren’t the only climate‑related sacrament on the rise. NBC News launched a platform called “Climate Confessions,” inviting people to anonymously admit their personal climate sins—whether it’s over‑using the air‑conditioner, tossing half a lunch, or grilling steak weekly. The site showcases these confessions for public viewing, turning private guilt into a communal, almost liturgical, act.

9 Evangelism

Greta Thunberg speaking – 10 creepy reasons

In Catholic terminology, an evangelist is one of the Gospel writers—Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John—while more broadly the word denotes anyone who passionately spreads a message from the pulpit. In the tech world it can even describe a brand champion.

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No belief system thrives without charismatic messengers, and the climate movement is no exception. Figures like Al Gore, a host of celebrity advocates, and the teenage firebrand Greta Thunberg have become modern‑day evangelists. Thunberg, often likened to a youthful Joan of Arc, has even been floated as a Nobel Peace Prize contender. Her recent United Nations address was a vivid sermon, warning of suffering, dying ecosystems, and a looming mass extinction, all while condemning endless economic growth narratives.

Her impassioned plea—“How dare you! … You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words”—resonates like a prophetic sermon, rallying believers and skeptics alike to the climate cause.

8 Tithing

Carbon Tax illustration – 10 creepy reasons

The ancient scripture of 2 Chronicles (31:4‑5) describes how the Israelites offered a tenth of their harvest to the priests, a practice that evolved into what we now recognize as tithing—voluntary contributions, often around ten percent, to support religious leadership.

Modern governments have adopted a secular counterpart: carbon taxes. These levies, now common across the globe, act as compulsory “tithes” for the climate cause. In Canada, for example, the carbon tax adds roughly $0.44 per gallon of gasoline, doubles the price of coal, and hikes natural‑gas costs by about 75 percent, illustrating how fiscal policy mirrors ancient offerings.

7 Martyrdom

Mark Baumer martyrdom – 10 creepy reasons

Martyrdom traditionally denotes dying for one’s faith, a theme that recurs throughout history. Climate activism has produced its own modern martyrs. In October 2016, Mark Baumer set out to trek across the United States barefoot, aiming to spotlight water scarcity and climate peril.

Baumer chronicled his journey in a vivid diary, quickly gaining a cult following. Tragically, in January 2017, while still on his pilgrimage, he was struck by an SUV and killed. His death has been likened to that of early saints, cementing his status as a climate martyr.

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6 Heretics

Climate denialists – 10 creepy reasons

Heresy describes the obstinate refusal to accept an established doctrine, and in today’s climate debate, those labeled “deniers” often face professional exile. Scientists, university professors, and even journalists have been dismissed for questioning the prevailing climate narrative, mirroring medieval heretics who were ostracized for dissent.

Whether these dissenters are right or wrong is secondary; the pattern of excommunication is strikingly similar to the fate of Galileo, who was placed under house arrest for challenging biblical cosmology.

5 Priesthood / Theologians

IPCC panel – 10 creepy reasons

Just as priests interpret sacred texts for congregations, the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) synthesizes scientific studies and presents them to the world. The panel convenes regularly—much like ecclesiastical synods—to craft reports that guide national policies and taxation.

The IPCC originated from a 1985 advisory group on greenhouse gases. Over three decades later, its leadership, currently headed by South Korean economist Hoesung Lee, continues to shape global climate strategy, echoing the authority of a modern theological hierarchy.

4 Fatwas

Climate fatwa bans – 10 creepy reasons

In Islamic law, a fatwa is a legal opinion issued by a qualified scholar, often dictating permissible behavior. The climate movement has adopted a similar approach, issuing “fatwas” that effectively ban certain items—like plastic straws and bags—on environmental grounds.

While these bans are technically voluntary, social pressure and eventual legislation turn them into de‑facto prohibitions, mirroring how religious edicts enforce community standards. As old items disappear, new, distinctive climate‑focused objects emerge, leading us straight into the realm of climate sacramentals.

3 Sacramentals

Eco‑friendly sacramentals – 10 creepy reasons

Sacramentals are man‑made objects that remind believers of their faith—think rosary beads, crucifixes, or prayer beads. In the climate arena, everyday items such as reusable shopping bags, metal straws, and reusable coffee cups serve as modern sacramentals, symbolizing personal commitment to the cause.

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These objects, while useful beyond activism, acquire a deeper significance for climate advocates, much like traditional sacramentals do for religious followers. Their presence in daily life keeps the environmental message constantly in view.

2 Feast Days

Global Day of Action – 10 creepy reasons

We all cherish holidays—Christmas, Easter, Halloween—each rooted in ancient rites. Climate activism has carved out its own calendar of celebrations. Earth Day, first observed in 1970, was later co‑opted in 2016 as the day the Paris Agreement was signed, turning a general environmental observance into a climate‑specific milestone.

In 2005, activists launched the Global Day of Action, a day dedicated to protest rather than passive celebration. Scheduled to align with the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC), it aims to pressure policymakers into decisive action.

1 Eschatology

End‑of‑world imagery – 10 creepy reasons

Eschatology studies the ultimate destiny of humanity and the world. Throughout history, prophetic warnings of the end have captivated societies—from the Jehovah’s Witnesses’ shifting dates to the 2012 “Mayan” apocalypse myth.

Today, climate advocates echo that tradition, warning that the planet faces imminent collapse. Politicians have warned that “the world is gonna end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change,” while scientists are said to be “unanimous: we have no more than 12 years to take bold action.” Al Gore’s 2006 documentary “An Inconvenient Truth” also warned of a ten‑year window to avert disaster.

These apocalyptic narratives, whether in sermons or policy speeches, reinforce the sense that climate change is not just a scientific issue but a looming end‑times scenario, reinforcing its religious‑like urgency.

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