Our upcoming publication, The Ultimate Book of Bizarre Lists (pre‑order now ahead of the November rush), showcases a treasure trove of never‑before‑seen compilations. In this article we dive into 10 bizarre travel guides – the most off‑beat tourist manuals you could ever picture. If you ever find yourself scrambling for a vacation spark, grabbing one of these odd tomes promises an unforgettable escapade. Most titles are available on Amazon.com, though a couple have slipped out of print.
10 Bizarre Travel Guides: An Overview
10 The Space Tourists Handbook
Believe it or not, a travel book exists for those who wish to pay the millions it costs to travel to outer space. This is it. The handbook walks you through the ins and outs of a cosmic vacation – what to expect, how to prep, and all the quirky details. It’s a must‑have for billionaires ready to splash twenty million dollars on a truly out‑of‑this‑world getaway.
9 Toilet Tales And River Rafting
As the title suggests, this volume is a collection of wild stories about bathroom blunders and river‑rafting escapades. Penned by a seasoned rafting guide, the book blends cringe‑worthy toilet mishaps with high‑octane white‑water adventures, delivering a hilariously odd reading experience that ranks high on the bizarre‑travel scale.
8 Laid To Rest In California
If you’re heading to the Golden State and are tired of celebrity mansions, why not explore their final resting places? This guide takes you on a gravestone‑tour of Hollywood’s who‑is‑who, mapping out the cemeteries where stars lie forever. It’s a macabre yet fascinating spin on a California vacation.
7 Biking To The Arctic Circle
Ever dreamed of pedaling all the way to the Arctic Circle? Probably not, but someone did, and chronicled every frost‑bitten mile in this memoir. The book details the grueling trek, the gear, the endless daylight, and the surreal silence of the far north – an oddball guide for the truly adventurous.
6 Cargo Vessel Cheap Travel
Looking to travel on a shoestring? This guide lists 120 itineraries aboard cargo ships, complete with fares, vessel amenities, and even a candid assessment of pirate‑risk zones. It’s the ultimate handbook for budget voyagers who don’t mind sharing decks with crates and the occasional salty crew.
5 Round Ireland With A Fridge
On a dare, the author trekked across Ireland for a month, dragging a full‑size refrigerator wherever he roamed. The quirky narrative captures the logistical nightmare, the curious reactions of locals, and the unexpected fame that turned this odd adventure into an international bestseller.
4 Mini Trips For Maxi Fun
Imagine a travel guide that lures families into a series of short jaunts, each ending at a McDonald’s. Penned by a 1970s McDonald’s employee, the book maps out bite‑size road trips across America, with every route culminating in a burger break – a nostalgic, if oddly commercial, road‑trip handbook.
3 The Complete Medical Tourist
Dreaming of a tummy tuck, a facelift, or even gender‑affirming surgery without the hefty price tag? This guide scouts affordable medical clinics worldwide, from Southeast Asia to Eastern Europe, detailing procedures, costs, and travel logistics. A cautionary yet essential read for the savvy medical traveler.
2 Other People’s Business
A 192‑page compendium cataloguing over a hundred free factory tours across Ohio. While the subject sounds dull, the book offers a rare glimpse into industrial America, from assembly lines to hidden workshops. Its obscurity has earned it a spot among the most peculiar travel manuals out there.
1 Roadkill Roadside Guide
The ultimate field guide to the carrion littering North American highways. If you have a morbid curiosity for flattened roadkill, this handbook catalogues species, locations, and even tips for safe observation. It makes a grim yet oddly fascinating addition to any traveler’s glove compartment.